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The New $100 Bill, Ben Franklin Never Looked So Sexy…

Um…yeah, Ben Franklin, good looking guy, but never would want to see him in a Speedo, er, …anyway.

Here is a video showing off the new features of the one hundred dollar bill, it apparently has more security features than Tiger Wood’s house and car.

Expect the next version to include one of those exploding ink security tags every time you whip one out at a strip club or some other fine establishment.

Does anyone else get extreme vertigo watching this video? I feel like just holding one of these things will cause me to want to participate in the Olympics or start doing back-flips.

And oh, that’s the back of Independence Hall in Philadelphia, apparently the front of the building just doesn’t get us as excited anymore.

On a side note, Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report thinks it looks like a Euro and apparently this is just lubing us up for a socialist ass ramming.

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