It appears you aren’t getting authentic Italian “guidos” while watching scuzzy hobags and greased up goons frolic about on MTV’s trashfest “Jersey Shore”. According to sources, at least 3 cast members are from Minnesota! Like churning butter, and milking cow guidos and guidettes! I feel so ripped off, but, I don’t watch Jersey Sure As Hell I’m Not Watching It.
My Italian listeners and friends, don’t be offended by the term guido, be more offended at MTV for trying to pull one over on your cultural heritage!
Oh, and sorry about the picture, but at least you are getting your $$$ worth. AYO!
-The G Man