Why won't this parakeet eat your diarrhea?

Ok, are you bored?

Go to google search right now, type in “Why won’t”, and you will see the first result is “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea”.

Some may find this slightly disturbing, but don’t be afraid, it is only the result of link baiting and homegrown blogs trying to drive traffic to their sites by using weird and quirky search phrases.

But you may wonder, why won’t your bird feathered friend eat your poo?

If you have to ask, you shouldn’t be on the internet.