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Hey, What Happened? I thought Judgement Day Was Coming, Now I have to reschedule!

Having dinosaurs come back from extinction to terrorize the earth is just as likely.

Having dinosaurs come back from extinction to terrorize the earth is just as likely.

Family Radio and Harold Camping et al who are behind the huge Judgement Day “hoax” as I am calling it are probably feeling kinda silly right now after spending millions of dollars on those scary looking billboards saying the rift of hell will open today.

Well, he still has 16 hours yet to prove us all wrong, but here is my take on everything.

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?! This guy has made predictions before and missed the mark.

Well, it is actually the rapture which was supposed to happen today, which isn’t as bad as Judgement Day, so the sh*t really won’t start hitting the fan until October 2011 which is when God will actually show up to set us all straight according to Family Guy radio.

So in a way, we could all be in the rapture and not even know it. Besides, why would God want you to know. Then you’d run off to help in the nearest soup kitchen you could find.

One of the many Judgement Day billboards.  Many of them are in Spanish and Korean too.  At least they will be included in the final countdown.

One of the many Judgement Day billboards. Many of them are in Spanish and Korean too. At least they will be included in the final countdown.

It seems that no one was left out. Many of the billboards for the doomsday ad campaign were in Spanish, Korean, and I think I even saw one in some obscure African language, so at least we know we are all going to go to the hot place when the time finally comes.

But really, not even Jesus knew when the exact “judgement” was coming, or the date of the “rapture” or “raptor”. I don’t have the exact bible quote, but I am pretty sure God doesn’t want us to know when exactly he is going to surprise us and catch us in all sorts of naughty acts or atoning and selling lots of girl scout cookies to make up for all the bad stuff that we do.

Jesus was a raptor?  Don't rule it out, stranger things have happened...

Jesus was a raptor? Don't rule it out, stranger things have happened...

Some say even Jesus may have been a raptor, but that is besides the point.

It seems the doomsday business is pretty profitable if you are looking to make lots of money and sell your soul to the devil. All you need is a creepy voice that sounds like Baphomet and a couple million dollars to sell advertising and you will be sure to piss off God for ruining his big surprise. Here is a video of Harold Camping doing his radio show dealing with a caller that takes issue with people turning over their life saving to Family Radio:

You can almost certainly here this man each night on hundreds of radio station across the country mostly on obscure AM and shortwave stations. Heck, here in Baltimore, you can hear him on a 107.9 FM in Annapolis which has that lurch like voice booming out across the whole state of Maryland.

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  1. BOB  May 22, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Mathew 27:5
    So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.

    Luke 10:37
    … Then Jesus said, “Yes, now go and do the same.”

    John 13:17
    … “What you are about to do, do quickly,” Jesus told him,

    There now, what have we learned from the Bible? Well, Judas hanged himself
    so I suppose we should go hang ourselves. You see Jesus said to do the same.
    And furthermore we better go and do it quickly after all that’s what Jesus says in
    the Holy Scriptures, right?
    Absolutely ridiculous!! But this is absolutely no different than what Harold Camping
    has done with his ludicrous predictions so GROSSLY taken out of context. If we want
    to waste our time we can make up number solutions based on words, chapters, verses
    calendars, etc. etc. to make up any scenario we wanted to propagate. The same for
    picking and choosing Bible verses to develop our own HERESIES from misinterpretation
    and ignoring contextual accuracy.

    Unfortunately it’s a giant discussing pity so many fell for it hook, line, and sinker!

    Read your Bible, if you do not have one, get one find out the truth, it’s not that

    hard to understand. Start with the Gospel of John and go from there.

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