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By Geoff Filipiak on February 29, 2012
Filed in Opinion

Romney can get sweaty under pressure.

Rammmmmney squeaked by this time and won’t be so lucky on Super Tuesday.

The banker won handily in Arizona against Rick Sweaterum but barely got by with his teeth whitened in Michigan. This contest definitely isn’t over and is going to last right up until the first debate with The Great Leader.

Even Sweatermouth got nervous yesterday and sent out a Robocall asking Democrats to vote for him. Apparently not enough conservatives like him so he had to resort to getting liberals to vote for him.

I’m sure that will really play to his advantage when he has to go up against Obama.

Americans will gladly vote for Obama again to just stop all this nonsense by dragging this primary season out till Halloween this year.

Romney won’t last that long. By the time the other candidates are finished hacking off each other’s legs with a chainsaw, Romney will look like Ron Paul and will look like a bombed out fall out shelter. Obama will look 20 years younger by comparison.

Maybe Ramney can dress up as a sheep and Santorum can dress up as Mr. Rogers.