CNN meterologist gives cutsy explanation of solar flare loogie from Sun headed towards earth

Meteorologist compares Sun to loogie hocking machine

  • Meteorologist on CNN compares the sun to loogie machine spitting at the earth.

    Apparently, the sun just hocked a loogie of plasma at earth that will light up your night sky with beautiful colors.

    Oh yeah, and the sun is a cute little ball of gas in the sky.

    And uses namby pamby language meant to soothe a 2 year old child when she describes the sun.

    COME ON THE SUN IS A NUCLEAR FURNACE! TEACH THOSE HUMANS ON EARTH WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER!


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