Meteorologist on CNN compares the sun to loogie machine spitting at the earth.
Apparently, the sun just hocked a loogie of plasma at earth that will light up your night sky with beautiful colors.
Oh yeah, and the sun is a cute little ball of gas in the sky.
And uses namby pamby language meant to soothe a 2 year old child when she describes the sun.
COME ON THE SUN IS A NUCLEAR FURNACE! TEACH THOSE HUMANS ON EARTH WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER!