CNN meterologist gives cutsy explanation of solar flare loogie from Sun headed towards earth
Meteorologist compares Sun to loogie hocking machine
By Meteorologist on CNN compares the sun to loogie machine spitting at the earth.
Apparently, the sun just hocked a loogie of plasma at earth that will light up your night sky with beautiful colors.
Oh yeah, and the sun is a cute little ball of gas in the sky.
And uses namby pamby language meant to soothe a 2 year old child when she describes the sun.
COME ON THE SUN IS A NUCLEAR FURNACE! TEACH THOSE HUMANS ON EARTH WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER!
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